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SEDUCTIVE SALADS
                          How would you like yours dressed?

French Maid - ooh la laR 35
Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Green Pepper, Carrots, Cherry Tomatoes

Greek Style - we'll turn it around quickly for youR 48
Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Cherry Tomato, Green Pepper, Black Olives, and Danish Feta

Fowl Play - with or without the feather?R 48
Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion, Green Pepper, Carrots, Grilled Spicy Chicken Strips

Salma and Louise - will drive you over the edgeR 48
Smoked Canadian Salmon and Cottage Cheese Lettuce, Avocado (when in season) Sliced Lemon, Gherkins

Gigi’s Choice - Cute!R 48
Lettuce, Cucumber, Tomato, Onion, Carrots, Avocado (when in season) Black Olives, Halloumi and Crispy Bacon

Chef's Treat - what can we say? He's a breast man.R 49
Grilled Cajun Chicken Breast, Avocado (when in season), Blue Cheese, Lettuce, Cucumber, Onion and Cherry Tomatoes



SEXY SNACKS
                          They're all hotties!?

Striptease-as-you-please R 48
Hot, Marinated Strips of Chicken or Beef

Hot-as-Halloumi R 45
4 pieces of Halloumi with Sliced Lemon

Love Triangles R 48
12 Samoosas (Chicken, Vegetable,or Cheese and Onion)

Sticky Fingers R 48
7 Sexy Cocktail Ribs

Saucy Spud R 38
Baked Potato, Spinach, Mushrooms and Bacon, topped with Cheese

Steak Roll R 48
A Steak out

Chicken Prego Roll R 48
Your chance to get the hot chick

Steak Prego Roll R 48
Steak your claim

Beef Cheese Burger R 48
Beef with benefits

Chicken Cheese Burger R 48
Say cheese and make your chick smile


All snacks served with chips, or salad or vegetables




TEMPTING TRAMMEZINI
                          Delectable treats slipped between
                          the cheeks of our tasty trammezini's


Cheeky Chick's R 48
Chicken, Cheese and Tomato

Hot Chick's R 45
Chicken Mayonnaise with a dash of Peri Peri

Saucy Chick'sR 45
Chicken Mayonnaise

Makin' Bacon R 48
Avocado and Bacon

Olive's Fetish R 48
Spinach, Feta and Olives

English Style R 48
Scrambled or Fried Eggs and Bacon

Tasty TwosomeR 45
Cheese and Tomato

TOAST OF THE TOWN R 40
Toasted Sandwiches - which filling do you fancy?
(choose any filling from above)

Extra Filling R 12

All served with chips or salad or vegetables




MAIN ATTRACTIONS
                          Apart from boobs and bumbs . . .

Flirty Fish
Line Fish of the Day - go on, try your best pick up lineR 75
Sole - your sole mate, at least for todayR 80
Calamari Steaks - here's lookin' at you squid R 75
Hake - a great catch R 70

Hen Party
Crumbed Chicken Strips - stripped right down then rolled in crumbs R 65
Chicken Breasts - get your mouth on these R 65
Chicken Wings - pretty fly for any guy R 65
Chicken Schwarma - a hands-on delight R 65
Chicken Curry and rice - spice up your life R 65

Make Ends Meat
Feisty Fillet 250g - a petite treat that melts in your mouth R 98
Mike’s T-Bone 400g - beat this boss for size R 90
Pap 'n Stew - nothing fills you up quite the same way R 65
Beef Schwarma - more hands-on happiness R 65

All served with chips/baked potato/salad and tartar sauce



Try ’em and See
Sally's Sauces - Pepper, Blue Cheese, Mushroom, CheeseR 20
Lara’s Russian Dumplings - plump and succulent R 50
Colleen’s Lasagne - hot but not heavy R 60


GROUP PLEASERS
                          Some things are better shared!

Vegetarian Platter (4-6 people)R 175
                          You'll want to lick the platter clean
6 x baked Baby Potatoes with Sour Cream, Stir Fry Vegetables,
Grilled or Fried Halloumi, Black Olives, Feta. All served with
Pita Bread and Tsatziki Sauce

Club Platter (4-6 people)R 275
                          Go on - play the field and try them all…
Chicken Wings, Cocktail Ribs, Halloumi Cheese, Olives,
Samoosas, Chicken Strips, Served with chips.

Trammezini Platter (4-6 people)R 155
                          Trio of treats
Choose any 3 Trammezini fillings. Served with chips.



EGGSTASY
                          All they're cracked up to be!

Wake-up sex…
our breakfast's almost as good any time of day
R 48
Scrambled or 2 x Fried Eggs, 3 x Pieces of Bacon, Toast, Feta Cheese, Mushrooms, Tomato and Chips

Make up sex - something to fight forR 38
Try our House Omelettes, all of which come with Cheese
Additional fillings of your choice : Bacon, Mushroom, Spinach & Feta



HOT SPOT
Tea - for two or just for you R 12
Rooibos - refreshingly different R 12
Filter Coffee - need a lift? R 12
Milo - fill 'er up? R 18
Hot Chocolate… sensuously hot, sweet ’n satisfying R 18
Espresso R 12
Double Espresso R 20
Cappuccino Froth R 18
Cappuccino Cream R 21


WINES
White Wine
Backsberg Chenin Blanc R 90
Durbanville Hills Chardonnay R 110
Durbanville Hills Sauvignon Blanc R 110
Nederburg Sauvignon Blanc R 95
Plaisir de Merle Chardonnay R 150
Plaisir de Merle Sauvignon Blanc R 150
Theuniskraal Riesling R 85
Zonnebloem Sauvignon Blanc R 95
Rosé
Nederburg Rosé R 80
Grunburger Rosé R 85
Red Wine
Alto Rouge R 160
Alto Cabernet Sauvignon R 260
Backsberg Merlot R 135
Durbanville Hills Cabernet Sauvignon R 165
Durbanville Hills Shiraz R 165
Durbanville Hills Merlot R 165
Fleur de Cap Pinotage R 145
Nederburg Cabernet Sauvignon R 135
Plaisir de Merle Merlot R 260
Zonnebloem Shiraz R 135
Champagne
JC le Roux (white or red) R 110
Pongracz R 195
Moët & Chandon Imperial Brut                                            200ml R 360
                                                                                        750ml R 980